Wednesday, December 09, 2009

And the Award Goes To....

Thanks for tuning in to my titillating 2009. Here are this year's fabulously reprehensible Sex & the Upper East Side Award winners...


Most Scandalous Rendezvous
Eat your heart out, Carrie Prejean! The Donald ain't got nothin' on you. Congratulations to our winner Leigh Lewis for Most Scandalous Rendezvous. Nothing like a little job security during a recession year...

Leigh Lewis: 48%

The Realtor: 26%

Jeremy: 13%

Hershey: 13%


Best Walk of Shame
Hats off to The Valentine and Benjamin--their walks of shame were so defaming our voters couldn't decide who was sorrier as they sauntered back to their respective zip codes.

The Valentine: 35%

Benjamin: 35%

The Accountant: 18%

Harry: 12%


Dick Move of the Year
Jimmy Whisk by a land slide! Commiserations not-so-much--this kid still has a sick Gossip Girl move that works like a charm every Monday night during prime-time.

Jimmy Whisk: 70%

Bacchus/Juan Jose: 15%

Bacchus: 10%

The Trader: 5%


Man of the Year
And the most coveted award of the 'hood goes to my personal pick, as well as the constituents', Billy Blue. The UES clearly hearts my newest heartthrob. We hardly know him, but so far this fresh meat has been nothing but fabulous. Let's hope he sticks around for 2010...

Billy Blue: 52%

The Realtor: 21%

Jimmy Whisk: 10%

Jeremy: 10%

Benjamin: 7%

Hershey: 0%


Happy holidays! Bottoms up, pants down.

xoxo,
Bacchus

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