2009 Sex & the Upper East Side Award Nominees

There were orgasms, there were hangovers, there were walks of shame, there were morning afters of glory. There were dirty talkers, dads, and speed daters. There were Englishmen and Irishmen, attorneys and accountants. And most importantly, there was sex. 2009 has been good to me.

With the year coming to an end, I thought it most appropriate to review my sex-capades of 2009 and honor the good, the bad, the “oh shit’s” and the “oh yeses.” So here are the nominees…

Most Scandalous Rendezvous
From Jon Gosselin abandoning his herd of eight children for a hardly legal woman to Levi Johnson knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter, 2009 was full of sex and scandal. What neighborhood rendezvous topped the Sex & the Upper East Side chart this year?

Leigh Lewis
blowing her boss—at the office
Sexnomics-How to Get a Raise

The Realtor
talk about a titillating taxi ride
The Realtor

Jeremy
threesome anyone?
From Menage a Trois to Dinner for Two

Hershey
a secret nugget uncovered on Facebook
From Speed Dater to Step Mom

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Best Walk of Shame
Whether it was me crawling home in the wee hours of the morning or a “dismissal” from the Love Shack, there were quite a few people partaking in their very own walks of shame this year on the Upper East Side.

The Valentine
be mine...never again
The Year Cupid Played Hooky

Harry
little white lie for a little white man
57 Inches

Benjamin
as the Ting Tings would say, that's not my name
Pillow Talk: The Dismissal

The Accountant
nipple biters not welcome
The Accountant

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Dick Move of the Year
It’s not all sugar plums and doormen buildings on the Upper East Side. Who pulled the illest Kanye on Taylor move in the ‘hood this year?

The Trader
since when were you my boyfriend?
Dumped

Jimmy Whisk
he steals, he scores
Loose Lucy

Bacchus
giving doesn't always mean getting in my book
Selfish Lover

Bacchus/Juan Jose
nothing like a good Irish exit
Ditched

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Man of the Year
Whether they were good in bed, hotter than Lebron, or it was lust at first sight, somebody has to be the best!

Hershey
the hottest chocolate you can get in this zip code

Jeremy
Tongue of the Year

The Realtor
making cab rides sexy since 1975

Benjamin
is there a Shit Show of the Year category?

Billy Blue
fresh meat, yet already one of my faves

Jimmy Whisk
don’t hate the player, hate the game

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Cast your votes by Sunday, December 6th and stayed tuned for the results. Email me, call me, text me, hand deliver with a bottle of Jack. Votes accepted in all forms.

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